30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

thats-slightly-raven:

i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

(via kaylapocalypse)

30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

moofrog:

mackblesa:

please tell me this is a real thing that is happening

Yep it is. Thank god for that.

(Source: sebastianastan, via shinealightonchloe)

30 7 / 2014

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

(Source: ethiopienne, via kaylapocalypse)

30 7 / 2014

sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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(via misha-collins-assbutt)

30 7 / 2014

heliolisk:

rabidchild67:

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

image

the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole

(via spacethefinalfuck)

30 7 / 2014

itseasytoremember:

wicked-is-hella:

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing

THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN

(via improbablenormality)

30 7 / 2014

complisults-and-explanabrags:

jawnstacheinatrenchcoat:

buttsexandwaffles:

nupao:

a-study-in-gay:

look what satan does to people

It's not his fault

Who gave you the fucking right?

OW

(via misha-collins-assbutt)

30 7 / 2014

tikhalii:

bravely-defaulting:

i love when the supernatural fandom adds a shitty gif to some random fuckin post and then act like they own the place

image

(via shinealightonchloe)